MAC WALTERS SAVE THE GALAXY FROM TRUMP FULLYakuza 0Ĭoming out a full four days after the inauguration, while President Trump waddles about the Whitehouse trying to find a code for the photocopier, you could be enjoying the frankly insane delights of this Yakuza prequel. In truth, this one does look incredibly fun and unspeakably adorable, our titular characters resembling the kind you'd see in a soviet-era cartoon preaching importance of hiding under your school desk during a nuclear attack. Seriously? Snipper.Clips? It's a name that at first glance sounds less like a big March release for Nintendo's new console, and more a low-rent hairdressers – with apologies to Snipper Clips Unisex salon in Preston (we Googled it.) ![]() Seriously, if you thought 2016 was an odd one, with titles such as Last Guardian and Final Fantasy 15 both finally hitting shelves – this year might actually send you running for your fallout bunker. It's a bloody great big gaming monster and it wants to charge you around fifty of your worthless Brit-pounds for the pleasure of its company. What's that coming over the hill? It's a monster. MAC WALTERS SAVE THE GALAXY FROM TRUMP SKINHonestly, what is it with AC and faces? If the NPCs aren't wearing skin that would make an actual haggis consider Tinder, they're losing their entire skulls altogether and peeping from under their powdered wigs with glassy, floating eyes. Hurrah! Assassin's Creed 2 is getting a remaster in something Ubisoft are calling the 'Ezio collection'.Ĭan't wait to get my climb on in Italy, and.is that man's face made of corned beef? Something went devastatingly wrong when developers got their Ubi-fingers on the remaster, and where once there was a chap with a strong jawline and dreamy brown eyes, in his place stood a meaty, Frank Sidebottom fever dream. The Dad will be too busy hiding the knives, the big lug. Pro tip: Knock the television onto the glass coffee table and consume the shards. ![]() The image of a baby downing a bottle of bleach in a bathroom cupboard or snaffling raw chicken fillets would be horrific, were the game not so much bloody (literally and figurative) fun. ![]() Presented in a cartoonish, 3-dimensional clip-art style, it's a frantic race against time that's almost Tetris-esque in its intensity. We'll be looking ahead at some of the oddness on the horizon in 2017, but if last year is anything to go by, they'll surely find it hard to beat Who's Your Daddy.Ī frantic online player-versus-player experience that pits a clueless father against his infant son in a five minute battle of wits, Who's Your Daddy gives a father three minutes in which to child-proof a home while looking after said child, and a baby the chance to end himself using chemicals, electricity, or sharp objects. What you might have missed – Who's Your Daddy
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